An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
Hindi Names and their Chinese Version
Ek Aashik: Hiro Hito Hun
Aashik's mother: Hiro Ki Ma
A secretary: Li Kho Li Kho
A Waiter: Chai En Pao Lao
A cook: Pu Lao Pakao
A Sadhu: San T' Sa-Tsung
A Soldier: Tien Shun
A Watchman: Kuon Hai
A milkman: Pa Nih Mi Lao
A Rich man: Ma La Mal
A deaf girl: Kya Kaha
A Beautiful girl: Hsein Ah
Kolhapuri girl: La Won Gi Mi'Chi
A villager meeting kolha-puri girl: Hakka Bakka
No one is perfect, even...
Khushi is sad
Khushboo has bad breath
Akash lives in ground floor
Pratham got 4th prize
Shanthi has bad temper
Lucky got bad luck
Aarti never go to temple
Amir, wo toh 200 mein bikh gaya mithai ki dukhaan pe
There was this person named John Odd, and he hated his last name. Folks constantly made fun of his lastname, called him and his wife "The Odd couple", named him "The Odd man out" etc..
He was getting older and he writes out in his will that when he dies he doesn't want his name on the gravestone. He wanted to be buried in a grave with a plain headstone with no name..
And he dies, and his wife reads the will and they respect his wishes. Now everytime someone walks by the cemetery and when they see the grave with a no name tomb stone, they say, "Look, isn't that Odd?"
The Manager in an office saw a new person one day and asked him to come into his office.
"What's your name?" he asked the new person.
"John," he answered.
The manager told authoritatively, "Look... I don't have any idea what sort of a wishy washy spot you worked at previously, however I don't call anybody by their first name. That prompts a breakdown in power. I call my employees by their last name just Smith, Jones, Baker etc. That's everything. I am to be called as just as Mr. Robertson. Since we got that straight, what's your last name?"
The new person murmured, "Sir. My name is John Darling."
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could joke "I walked 5 miles"
In any case, today, I ran over 5 miles
If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate
And I'll name the other "DupliKate"
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
If I had a dog or pup, I will name it stain
So whenever I would call for it, I could yell “come stain!”
How long is an asian name
More specifically, it’s a Vietnamese or Chinese name
Once a King had 3 cups in front of him. The first 2 cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the name of the King?
King Philip III
If I were a rapper, I would name myself Snickers
Because M&M is already taken.
What is the rapper name of Jay-Z's lazy brother?
I dare you to name one thing that has done more for the environment than all the environmentalists!
If I were a Don, my name would be Mitochondria
Because then when I get arrested I would be called the powerhouse of the cell
Stephen King has a son and his name is Joe. I’m not joking..
but he is...
There's a boy whose name was Mad. He has a friend named Brain. One day, Brain went to the toilet. Then Mad saw two boys fighting, their names were Somebody and Nobody. Mad went to the police and said, "Somebody is fighting with Nobody." Then the police said, "Are you mad?!" Then Mad answered, "Yes, I am Mad." Then the police said, "Where's your brain?" Then Mad said, "My Brain is in the toilet."
“If your name is Michael, please stand up” announced the guy on the stage.
Then a couple of guys stand up.
And he goes “That concludes the mike check”
What do you name a scandal in a Coal company?
Dad, why did you name our new baby Teresa?
Well son, Teresa is an anagram. If you rearrange the letters, it spells “Easter”.
-Oh, so you named her that on account of how much you and mom love Easter.
Yes, that’s right, Alan.
What will you name a Mexican man who lost his car yesterday ?
I composed the names of everybody I've unfriended onto a bit of paper; my flat mate took it and folded it into a joint.
Now he’s high on my list of people I never want to see again.
I went to a Hotel to book a room and the lady at the reception told me that all the rooms were full.
I told her my name was "Improvement" And there's always a room for improvement.
Funniest Real Hindi Movie names
Andheri Raat Mein, Diya Tere Haath Mein
Albert Pinto Ko Gussa Kyon Aata Hai?
U, Me Aur Hum
Manorama Six Feet Under
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag
Khosla Ka Ghosla
Kiss Kiss Ki Kismat
Daag: The Fire
Salim Langde Pe Mat Ro
Raipur Twins Named "Corona" And "Covid"
03 Apr 2020
A couple in Raipur India have took this unusual decision to name their twins "Corona" And "Covid" to highlight the good habits of sanitation, hygiene and inculcate other good habits the virus have brought in people's lives.Couple names baby after Mutual Fund
Swedish based Indian couple, have named their daughter ‘Mirae’ after the top performing Mirae Asset Mutual Fund. Mirae Asset Large Cap Fund and Mirae Asset Emerging Bluechip have been delivering strong performance relative to their category and benchmark over the past 5-7 years.
Couple Fights to Name Baby 'Metallica'
Apr 3rd - 4:15pm
STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl.
Michael and Karolina Tomaro are locked in a court battle with Swedish authorities, which rejected their application to name their six-month-old child after the legendary rock band.
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."